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Laughing at Antifa Again - Antifa's Crazy Commie Covidiot Cat Lady Claudio's Catastrophic 'Comeback'

This is the latest in a series wherein we laugh at antifa.

Crazy Commie Cat Lady Claudio (Melissa Alexandria Lewis)

You may remember my reports involving an antifa¹ cat lady² covidiot³ and self-admitted anorexic⁴ kratom addict⁵ by the name of Melissa Alexandria “Claudio” Lewis.⁶ If you recall, she’s a delightfully funny stooge, not unlike the unintentionally comical monkey in it’s natural state.

We last checked in with “Claudio” in my report Antifas $cammed by Their Lawyer - Antifas Sue Andy Ngô for Clicking 'Share' on Twitter But Only Makes Their Lawyer Richer! from December 25, 2021. I recently added a good deal more to that report if you care to revisit it. To summarize, it seems she and her comrade had been taken for a ride by their lawyer. The punchline of that report is that she basically admitted that they were scammed by their lawyer and that she virtue signaled that she took the loss for the team! Go antifa!

Well, this special little clown is back on our radar, thanks again to genuine journalist Andy Ngô. Let’s bring it up to October of 2022 when she tweeted,

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

I got arrested for the first time yesterday. It was bound to happen given their hatred of me. John Oliphant showed up to gloat, specifically. He pulled my legal mace and baton out of my purse, and told the other officers, “This just made my day a whole lot better.”

John Oliphant is a police officer, apparently.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Who wants to bet Oliphant shows up when I go to court tomorrow like he did for my arrest?

Regarding her arrest, she continued,

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

The arresting officer shrugged, “We make acceptions,” he said, referring to adding a weapons charge. They were totally legal. They loaded everything into the back and the arresting officers mused, “I’m trying to think of extra charges but I can’t think of any.” Total bullshit.

At any rate, well, poor Claudio! They’re out to get her so she was probably just walking along minding her own business when the police must have detained her, planted drugs on her and then arrested her on trumped up charges, right? She must appreciate those who protect her from criminals worse than she, right?

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Good

Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody

America is not a safe country for police officers anymore. Everywhere we turn we are under attack from people asking us to change our behavior.

I mean, it’s not like she was stabbing cop car tires, right?

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Whaaaat you should never vandalize a police vehicle 👀 Really, actually not me.

BetaChaos 🏴 🏳️‍🌈 @beta_chaos

As we start a new year, let us all bring this type of energy, theoretically. Love you all. 🏴❤️ https://t.co/GGMjkvw6zQ

That would put people in danger because it the police vehicle would be stranded until the tire was replaced, and Claudio would never put innocent marginalized people in danger if they need to call 911 for an emergency or something, right?

Maybe not right. Maybe wrong. On October 20, 2022, The Post Millennial reported,

Melissa Alexandra "Claudio" Lewis, a member of Portland Antifa who targeted Andy Ngo with a frivolous lawsuit in 2021, was arrested on Thursday for criminal mischief and carrying a concealed weapon after she punctured a police officer's car tire, and was then quickly released without bail.

…also…

In a statement to The Post Millennial, Portland Police said of the incident, "October 13, 2022 at 5:31 pm. Officers learned that a suspect had punctured the tire of a marked Portland Police vehicle that was parked and unoccupied in the 100 block of NW 3rd Avenue. Officers located Melissa A. Lewis, 32, and arrested her at NW 4th/Everett. She was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center on Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree."

Well, golly! Just so you know, I wouldn’t delight in this buffoon’s bungles so unabashedly were it not for the fact that she is such sick sadistic scum.⁷ For example, she was happy to stand back and film her fellow street terrorists attack peaceful families in the park.

Melissa “Claudio” Lewis is woman in the mom jeans, light hair and light shirt. This image was taken from the video that shows that she was filming her comrades physically attack people including some children (who happen to be non-white) and made no effort to stop it. See Who Does Antifa Actually Attack? 20.

In this image which is a still from the same video, one can see the backs of the antifas as they throw fireworks and one can see that they had a very good view of the children they were attacking. It is easier to see in the video, but one can see a boy in a blue shirt, the baby stroller he is facing, his two brothers to the left of him in. See Who Does Antifa Actually Attack? 20.

She tweeted this about the father of those particular children who were among the children there that day,

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Rene just loves Black Conservative Preacher! Here’s a photo of Quincy you may not have seen in: in his Proud Boy sweatshirt. I would highly advise against taking any marriage advice from Quincy tho 👀@reneforportland https://t.co/2BoTvEy2br

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please @reneforportland You threw smoke bombs and fireworks at his little children. White people attacking unarmed and peaceful people of color. Sounds kinda like Hitler's Brown Shirts harassing Jewish people in the streets of Germany before the rise of the 3rd Reich.

As Christopher Hitchens proclaimed,⁸

Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.

So, when she tweeted this,

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Since #AndyNgo is trending I’d like to remind people of this story that Andy manufactured. He made it look like I incited this event, which resulted in death threats for MONTHS.

dailymail.co.ukAntifa and Proud Boys clash in downtown Portland over prayer eventViolent left-wing Antifa demonstrators crashed a prayer event in a Portland park Saturday afternoon, and then clashed with members of the Proud Boys in the surrounding streets.

Someone commented,

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please You're on video happily documenting your comrades throwing explosives and gas-emitting canisters at peaceful families gathered in a park to exercise their human rights, including children of various colors. I dare you to deny this fact.

She apparently wants guns, too. Wonderful. Well, she has the right, even if her stupidity and lack of ethics makes a gun dangerous in her hands.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

I literally do not know a leftist person to purchase/personalize guns from in the area because Ironclad is also unsafe. It totally sucks. If you do, please drop resources below.

MoonshineAFA @MoonshineAFA

CW: abuse, DV https://t.co/VNWlbaEp4B The link is a statement prepared by a group of people working directly with a victim of AK of the People's Armory based in Portland, OR. AK has a history of abusing women, femmes & intimate partners—including with physical violence.

Make some popcorn. Enjoy the squirm of this worm.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Ready to get court over with 🙄 I did everything I could to end it ASAP.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

All done! 40 hours of community service and uh… paying for the tire. Because I might’ve plead guilty.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Any non profit recommendations for my community service? There are so many with good messages but shitty politics, hierarchies, and spending 😐

On December 29, 2022, Ngô tweeted,

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

Breaking: Violent Portland #Antifa member Melissa Lewis @_claudio_please was convicted for attacking a police vehicle w/a knife on Oct. 13. She's sentenced to a year of probation. Lewis sued me last year for retweeting her before withdrawing the lawsuit because it was frivolous.

On December 30, 2022, Ngô added,

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

Last month as I testified as a witness in a criminal trial of an Antifa member who attacked me, Melissa Lewis sought to have one of her comrades assault or kill me. She showed up in the court to try to intimidate me but I looked her straight in the eyes.

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

During the trial today in Oregon v. John Hacker, I testified as a witness. Hacker is a member of #Antifa in Portland & his comrades threatened violence against me during the trial. One of them was his friend, Melissa Lewis (@/_claudio_please), who even went inside the courtroom. https://t.co/JZ7Jnjpn0k

Here are the images included…

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Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

During the trial today in Oregon v. John Hacker, I testified as a witness. Hacker is a member of #Antifa in Portland & his comrades threatened violence against me during the trial. One of them was his friend, Melissa Lewis (@/_claudio_please), who even went inside the courtroom.

This image was contained in the above tweet.

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

A violent Portland Antifa member who sued me last year for retweeting her has been convicted for attacking a police vehicle w/a knife. Melissa Lewis identifies as a journalist & has a history of filing frivolous lawsuits that get laughed out of court. Read:patreon.com/posts/portland…

Now for the punchline…

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

Melissa Lewis @_claudio_please has also gone into sex work after failing to win a big payout from the multiple people she's sued (including me) in frivolous lawsuits. Read my report: patreon.com/posts/portland…

There were many entertaining responses to this. Some are included in a footnote below.⁹ As one can see in that footnote or just by looking at her Twitter, she doesn’t exactly seem to have fans. Again, I would not indulge in this if she had a shred of empathy for fellow humans, at least children.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Okay, officially done with the Ngo shit, moratorium on engaging please. Andy just keeps reposting the article, souping it up, for attention. It’s not gonna stop, it hasn’t for 3 days now. May the purge begin: all lists and new chud followers. What a pain in the ass.

In fact, after so many insults and requests for her to cover her face and so on, she apparently told one person,

Sorry all business is on hold due to the right wing shitstorm.

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And now for an other joke.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Andy is doctoring photos of me in the most ridiculous ways lol literally adding blemishes and scars is so pathetic.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Andy’s photoshops are getting even more obvious than this one.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BetaCuck4Lyfe Far right photo……….. actual photo https://t.co/FKHxTKN0zj

The above tweet contains the tweet below.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BetaCuck4Lyfe Far right photo……….. actual photo

Here are the images…

I suppose ‘Claudio’ would say that the mugshot was “photoshopped” as well.

Speaking of her mug, I mean her mug shot…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Me to all of Andy Ngo’s trolls right now: - I don’t care that I plead guilty because fuck PPB. - I think my mugshot is pretty funny, actually. - (CW ED) Shoutout to whoever called me malnourished, my ED loved it. - Yes I’ve been evaluated for Graves Disease. They’re just big.

Remember her comment about Grave’s Disease as we will return to that topic below. Responses to the above include…

Jiggaboo T. Jones @FK_UR_PRONOUNS

@_claudio_please Hideous.

If you are drinking anything, swallow before looking at this next doozy.

Husker Wookee @Chewie525

@_claudio_please You look like Gollum

As we saw above, with those Golem-like eyes, even she thought she might have Graves' ophthalmopathy!

Image from Grave’s Disease by The Mayo Clinic.

But wait! There’s more! This champion for the working class (whom she calls Nazis) who subscribes to an ideology that, if implemented again here as it has been elsewhere, would have us all work our fingers to the bone and collectivize all resources so that we are all equally poor and miserable with the exception of those at the top who, like Stalin lounging in the Winter Palace, or Mao relaxing on the Emperor’s throne in the Forbidden City, live the high life in lush luxury, sipping champagne and eating caviar, now has to work like we common folk!

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

So exhausted. Working in an opening restaurant is hard. Brutal hours for 7 days a week, two weeks in a row. Living in a hotel with 4 cats until our home is deemed habitable by our slumlord and they’ve made no progress on it. Stressful shit.

Poor Crazy Commie Cat Lady Claudio! Here she is complaining about living conditions that are better than what one could expect in a communist concentration camp.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Can’t afford to move because the down payment came from a non profit. Even if they returned everything, the money would return to IRCO. We can’t cook, wash dishes, or afford to eat out. So I’m just shaking it up with different types of toast and oranges. Fucking slumlords.

Update

Justine Trouble, a nobody on Twitter with almost no followers tweeted the original version of this article.

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

justintrouble.substack.comDesperate Antifa Turns to Sex Work & Get’s Rejected MassivelyLaughing at Antifa Again - Antifa’s Crazy Commie Covidiot Cat Lady Claudio’s Catastrophic ‘Comeback’

“Claudio” came, saw, and tweeted…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BeatriceMallar1 Why are you so obsessed with me lol

Justine responded…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please Why do you, a white person, attack children of color? I dare you to deny it so I can prove you wrong.

She replied…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BeatriceMallar1 The Sean Feucht event that makes your dick so hard? If conservatives throw their kids into scuffles like shields for publicity, that’s on them.

…to which Justine responded…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please There was no scuffle, liar. They were peaceful families. You street terrorists showed up and attacked them. You literally saw peaceful families exercising their human rights to gather together in public to speak and practice their religion. You saw the kids. You attacked them.

…to which the street terrorist replied…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BeatriceMallar1 I saw kids way off to the side, totally unaffected. The only people hit with pepper spray were actively engaging. I’ve talked about this til blue in the face.

…to which Justine snapped…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please Video proves that u lie. You saw the children & attacked. They were gathered peacefully. They did not fight with you at all. You came to their event to use violence to violate human rights. You blame your victims. How are you anything but fascist?

bitchute.comAntifa Targets & Attacks a Baby, Children & Adult POCs! Who Does Antifa Actually Attack? #20Written version of this video with all the links & videos & etc. - https://justintrouble.substack.com/p/antifa-tried-to-hurt-kids Links to our channels and social mediaz - https://justintrouble.substack.com/p/justin-trouble

One response to the above was this…

Thvari (He/Him) @Thvari3

@BeatriceMallar1 @_claudio_please Well, well, well Twitter just told me your little propaganda piece is a link to malicious spam. I guess Daddy Elon doesn't have your back you pathetic cur.

To which “Claudio” responded…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@Thvari3 @BeatriceMallar1 Hahahahaha

…and to which Justine Trouble replied…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@Thvari3 @_claudio_please Bitchute is an independent company, a free speech platform. Surprise, surprise, Musk/Twitter is hostile to free speech. But, by all means, trust the system to decide how much exposure to free speech you should be allowed.

…and also to which “Claudio” responded…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@Thvari3 @BeatriceMallar1 Almost like bitchute isn’t reliable

…to which Justine replied…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please @Thvari3 The platform that video is hosted on is irrelevant. The video shows it all. All sources properly cited too. Bottom line - video shows you & comrades arriving & attacking peaceful families. But you trust those in power to decide what you can see/hear.

youtube.comAntifa Targets & Attacks a Baby, Children & Adult POCs! Who Does Antifa Actually Attack? #20Written version of this video - https://justintrouble.substack.com/p/antifa-tried-to-hurt-kidsPlease subscribe to our channel on alternatives to Youtube - ht...

…and…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

YOU FILMED IT. Claudio is like, "The establishment says that free speech is fascist so it is. So Bitchute is bad. That's my excuse & I'm sticking to it. No one should watch the video." She KNOWS what the video shows. She was among those who filmed it. Platform is irrelevant.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@Thvari3 @BeatriceMallar1 Almost like bitchute isn’t reliable

Moving forward…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BeatriceMallar1 No, we came and took their equipment. The children were nowhere near mace.

…and…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BeatriceMallar1 Whatever, you’ll see what you wanna see.

Yes, we can see what you were filming just as we can see what you filmed on an other date that led to one of your comrades, Alissa Azar, getting in some trouble.

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo

Violent Portland #Antifa member @AlissaAzar was accidentally caught on video by one of her comrades (Melissa Lewis) bear-macing a woman at a park before getting hit to the ground. Antifa have tried hard to scrub this video from the internet.

A bystander was like to the argument between Justine and “Claudio” tweeted…

Mary Kelly @MaryKellyAx

@_claudio_please @BeatriceMallar1

Justine continued…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please You lie again as video shows. The children had to run to escape the smoke grenades & fireworks. Also, any parent would get their kids away from fascist sociopathic street terrorists like you since you draw no lines with who you attack.

“Claudio” replied…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

@BeatriceMallar1 I’ve had fash parents use their kids as barricades more than once, just for optics. They do it constantly. Why would a mom from Free Oregon step up on me WEARING a goddamn infant?

Justine ended it with…

Justine Trouble @BeatriceMallar1

@_claudio_please Again, folks, the videos, taken from both sides & from the bridge show peaceful families exercising their rights & these fascists showing up to attack them, clearly seeing the kids. This one justifies it even while lying about it.

…and then “Claudio” blocked Justine.

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1. For proof that she is antifa, see this article by the Post Millennial which offers some of the more egregious examples of Lewis demonstrating that she is antifa and, well, a bad person. Also see my reports in the second footnote below. For evidence that she is a cat lady, see her social media.

2. See, for exaple, her Twitter profile as well as her feed which lncludes stuff like…

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

My big floofy boy is best boy VID: Melissa laying face forward with a giant, long haired black cat next to her face. He licks her cheek like a dog a few times, and then Melissa gives him a big kiss on the cheek in return. It is really fucking cute.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

It took me a really long time to find out my cat is a Siberian because they’re supposed to be intelligent and my poof is just… not. This video is cut down, and he sat like this for a full minute. ID: a video of a large black, floofy cat sitting unfazed with a vape on his head.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Old man Silvius got a crinkle nutcracker and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened VID: a rotund tuxedo cat lays on his belly to swat and bunny kick a toy

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Influenza is hitting early this year, and the ER really can’t support COVID and influenza. Get your shots and stay home when you’re sick (complicated given capitalism, I know, but do your damndest). Wear a mask when you’re sick. In 2020 we had so few flu deaths! https://t.co/c24jlFdKD5

3.

4

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

#NewProfilePic

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Anorexia struck again in the last photo. Had to take a new one.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

CW: anorexia . . . I finally found my demographics page from the arrest paperwork. Those fuckers out my weight down 30 lbs heavier than it actually is. I am a widely known anorexic. They watch my page, they know it too. Vindictive, petty shit.

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Cw: ED Today was a bad anorexia day. I got myself a slice of cake at the farmers market, a rare treat, and as I gleefully left with my prize some dude says, “That’s too much cake for you!” “It’s exactly the right amount of cake, sir!” Then I had to buy new, larger pants. FML

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

Did you guess know I have anorexia because my blood is dirty? Trust me, when my ED is active, I’m still fucking hungry. https://t.co/3QbVqieJAW

5. See these

StepdadLRAD @_claudio_please

That check seriously can’t clear four hours early so I can buy some fucking Kratom?

Emperor mayo Ted tevis @MAYO_TED_TEVIS_

@_claudio_please You're so addicted you can't wait 4 hours. And Kratom of all things

6. See…

Antifas $cammed by Their Lawyer - Antifas Sue Andy Ngô for Clicking 'Share' on Twitter But Only Makes Their Lawyer Richer! by Justin Trouble (December 25, 2021, updated January 2, 2023)

Antifa Targets & Attacks a Baby, Children & Adults of Mixed Color - Who Does Antifa Actually Attack? #20 (video version here) by Justin Trouble (August 7th, 2021)

Truth Trolling Antifa - Can They Really Be This Hypocritical? by Justin Trouble (September 27, 2021)

Truth Trolling Antifa - Wherein the joke is on the wrong and the punchline is the truth by Justin Trouble (September 28, 2021)

Antifa Incriminates Antifa 'OnlyFans Starlet' in Felony by Justin Trouble (December, 2021)

Antifas $cammed by Their Lawyer - They Lo$t Their Law$uit Again$t Andy Ngo & Made Their Lawyer Richer! by Justin Trouble (December 25, 2021)

Antifa Lies About Andy Ngo Again, Blames Him for the 10th Antifa Killed (February, 2022)

10th Antifa Killed - February 19, 2022, Portland, Oregon by Justin Trouble (February 19, 2022)

Antifa Lies About Andy Ngo Again, Blames Him for the 10th Antifa Killed by Justin Trouble (February 19th, 2022)

7. As I write this on January 5, 2023, her Twitter profile reads, “Antifa scum. Cop hater and lover of cats. She/her. HateFashLoveCats over on Mastodon.”

8. See the last paragraph of The New Commandments by Christopher Hitchens for Vanity Fair, April 2010

9. Some responses include,

Mike Duell @MikeDuell

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Sure. One look at that mug and all manly men say oh yea let me see the rest. Yep.

™ ʇǝddnW ɹǝʇsɐW - Svagaat he, Gadāra @MuppetMastertm

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Gross

PatrioticPackersPrincess🇺🇸💚💛 @lowkeyliving_

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please She’s gross.

Cancel This Podcast @CancelThisPod

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please I'd pay that person to "mask forever."

Tom @Tom74818810

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please I'm sure the STD clinics would love to have some symptom photos.

🤦 @BeersNBullshit

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please 😬

N. L. @whissendine33

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Why does being antifascist always mean incapable of anything but being a methed up prostitute or petty criminal.

Elliot Zidarich @ElliotZidarich

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please You know things could be better when the puppet from 'Mac 'n Me' sells discrete photos.

Ezra @dorczilla

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please I'd pay her to keep her cloths on....

Staring Contest @Rikky0

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Might get some interest from various government security services for use as an alternative to waterboarding.

Zelda's Champion ⚔️🏹🛡️🧝🏇 @Zeldachampion

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please I wonder what a minus profit margin looks like.

Determinetic @determinetic

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Oh dear, maybe she should stop the crack then she'd have some money?

Rick Bogdanich @BogdanichRick

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please What an opportunity ... some times I need to vomit and this is exactly what I need

Mariel B., Disciple of Christ @mariel_bahian

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please 😂😂😂She couldn't give them away.

Joey @Joey08842532

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Meth is not covered by the media as much as it should be.

Dr. Values & Principles PhD-V.P. 🇺🇸 @ValuePrinciple

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Luke @lukebatman8771

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Cle1tonBel1tzki @Cle1tonBel1tzki

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Strange & Wonder @after700

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Same vibes just better Colors

JulySnow @Jamos1800

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please She should ask for payment or she releases the photos

Dark Brown @8very2

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please I’d mask that 😬

The Real Michael Scott @lordscott702

@MrAndyNgo @DollyD2022 @_claudio_please She might save money by putting down the crack pipe and switching to Gieco

EaglesMate @terrylou_d

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

RyGuy @born2rock4life

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Bruh, people would pay her to put her clothes back on 🤮🤢

Rev. Dr. Ashanti Van Buren+ @AshantiVanBuren

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please How much do I have to pay her to not send nudes?

Steve Haitch 🇨🇦 @steve_haitch

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please She'd make more charging to keep her clothes on.

Amsterdamguyinaussie🇦🇺 @Amsterdamguyin1

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please The camera lens might crack, then she has to pay for that too.

Lord Remo, A "Parody"... of himself. @Lordremo

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please So... how much do I have to pay... to keep from seeing them? SERIOUSLY.

CamsEtc @CamsEtc

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please A nude of that would make penicillin sick

Joel @joelmuzz

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Good business opportunity. She takes payment to send nudes to your enemies, they think it's a Christmas card...bam full frontal, day ruined.

Texan-American🇺🇸 @Shack8588G

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please “I call this pose…. Syphilis Rainbow.”

FebbySfmato @FebbySfmato

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

KrystalKatt50 @DrWdArKaNgEl

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Shane Clarke @Hawkeye160972

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please She has dead set fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every friggin branch on the way down. .

Boobmaster69 @Boobmaster69er

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Brandon Smith @XEvilGoodGuyX

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

ExiledAgentD @ExiledAgentD

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Scrub

Christopher Wolf @ChrisWolf1987

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please One time, I had a terrible dream based on LotR In it, Gollum went trans and then started turning tricks at The Prancing Pony (it's a long story) Whatever this is, it is incomprehensibly worse than that time.

Paul Sites🕶🌑 @paulsites1

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Well that’s disgusting

GunShyMartyr @jimmy_rustlin

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Oof, that face is more beatup than a traffic cone at a Black Friday parking lot.

Lord Bernfredo - Race Human #WeLoveGinaCarano @BernfriedI

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Who would want to see THAT?!

JoeMann69 @Mann69Joe

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Bad business plan. She should charge money by promising to *not* send nude pictures of herself.

James @James182s

@MrAndyNgo @ZensProducer @_claudio_please You couldn't pay me to look at her nudes XD

Radical Truth Cult @MrCadoux

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

kingdeath2006 @kingdeath_2006

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

ParanormalAvenger @myampsgoto11

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

MikiEhrlich @MikiEhrlich

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Ke'reth Makura @GeneralKereth

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please With a face like that, How much to see her in a Burka?

flysc @FlyMusktwiteer

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please I'd say there's no way she'll net ten bucks, but in our brave new clown world there might be dudes with a meth scabber fetish.

Cheeky chappie @faftducker

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Jesus wept, I mean there is someone for everyone, but fucking hell that would be a weird fetish.

❌Tom Richichi 🇺🇸 @realtomrichichi

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Dr. edo Phd. @stupit_question

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Andy with the most casual yet brutal W post

Legion Quest @legion_quest

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please Omfg NO!

🇺🇸 Cat Momma @TammyBa24309609

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Captain Atheist @CaptainAtheist1

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please

Milo357 @Milo_357

@MrAndyNgo @_claudio_please If I ever feel the need to tear my own eyes out, I'll buy one. Hideous.

Wylder @Wylder50954544

@_claudio_please 🤢 what a horrible day to have eyes

Ben dover @Benji_dover5150

@_claudio_please Hell no. All them scabs on your face, I can only imagine the ones on your kitty are the stuff of nightmares

Thomas Bolinger @ThomasBolinger3

@_claudio_please Wow, that's ugly stuff right there.

Dajho @ho_dav

@_claudio_please Why do I have a goldfish on my feed?

Gigi @Gidgette_gal

@_claudio_please @ThomasBolinger3 At least learn how to pose. And do something with those stubby fingers. Get some nails, and moisturize that pasty white potato skin. Holy shit…it would literally take a $40 investment to make your look semi palatable 🥴🙄